This cat thinks we are all SO FUNNY!

“When I tell a joke, you don’t laugh – but you laugh at your own jokes.” – Sarah
“That’s because mine are funny.” – Husband

“I’m thinking we take a clown car to a gator wrestling event and then start up our own shin-kicking contest.” – Greener

“When I’m telling you to do something, I’m not asking you.” – Laura C.

“I believe in laying down too much – but I don’t believe in too much sleep.” – Greener

“Well, look at Arnold and Maria.”
“Yes, that’s a sign of the apocalypse.” – heard on KFGO, Fargo

On PDA… “Don’t people know that when they do that people hate them?” Megan

“When you have to tell people that you’re funny…you’re probably not.” – Kristin H

Kristin on making the quote board…
“Oh look, now I can go around telling people I’m funny!” – Kristin H

“Watch your back – or your face…get it? I’m going to punch you in the face.” – Greener