Happy Month o’ Halloweeeeeeeen!

Krystals don’t bite on purpose…only when they’re cornered. – Krystal

 

Did your brain throw up again? – Sarah
Nope. Pooped. – Husband

 

You may wear the pants, but I wear the heels. Screw me over once…and I will stab you with them. – Leanne

 

I’m gonna drown him in the bath tub and then make ear muffs. – Krystal, on the furry animal that keeps breaking in to her house

 

I don’t have a very good memory. When I die, I’m going to ask them to roll the video tape. – Sarah
Not me – I just want the highlights. – John

 

You’re just a fun murderer. – Krystal <I hope y’all read that the right way, otherwise, it’s quite disturbing.>

 

Hi Grandma Faye, how are you? – Sarah
Oh…bored as a fart. – Grandma Faye
I don’t even know what that means. – Sarah